Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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