p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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