like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I came so hard my ears popped.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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