Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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