Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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