I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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