I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
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