I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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