I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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