? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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