Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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