It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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