then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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