Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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