I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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Keep eating cake and you'll continue to get better and better at being single
No you're just great at explaining why you're single!
Hey other commenters, fat-shaming much? Personally, "eating cake naked in bed" sounds great -- the only thing more fun is if it were a two-person activity. Rock on, OP. Live your life.
All those cats surrounding your house. Let them in.
No one wants to date a fatty... Unless of course you are a fatty
and you will be great at being overweight
I'd bang you
sorry, bro....number of times he's eaten cake out of his uncle's ass, while naked and in bed.