I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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No you're just great at explaining why you're single!
Keep eating cake and you'll continue to get better and better at being single
All those cats surrounding your house. Let them in.
No one wants to date a fatty... Unless of course you are a fatty
Hey other commenters, fat-shaming much? Personally, "eating cake naked in bed" sounds great -- the only thing more fun is if it were a two-person activity. Rock on, OP. Live your life.
and you will be great at being overweight
I'd bang you
sorry, bro....number of times he's eaten cake out of his uncle's ass, while naked and in bed.