lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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