Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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