It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
is it fun? or sober?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
