Pregnant stripper...not hot.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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