So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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