The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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