he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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