Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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