just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
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I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
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Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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