How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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