don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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