i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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