You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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