i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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