Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
So squirting runs in the family.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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