doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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