it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Alive.
So much puke
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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