hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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