16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Let the clothes fall where they may.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
