She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
