My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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