She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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