Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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