I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
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haha 10:29--FAIL. you weren't first.
I like getting bjs
10:29 get a fucking life..
This is fucking hilarious
FYI- He just wants to get laid....no need for all the extensive lying.....
First!!!!! I am first. Yes I am. You are not. I win. You lose. You're fat. I'm skinny. Dick in my mouth mmmmmmm.