she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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