I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
How does one acquire holy water?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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