Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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