We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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