Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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