Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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