That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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