Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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