My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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