its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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