This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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