please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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