But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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