Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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