You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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