the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
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When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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