Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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