she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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