Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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