No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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