let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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